Put a coaster on it!

It pains me to say that their are people in this world that dont respect wood. People who have no thoughts as to how the tabletop feels. People who DONT use coasters. Imagine if you were to have people over for a nice dinner party. The wife makes up some drinks and serves them to the guests. But good'ol Bill decides to put his fresh out of the fridge , dripping with water, beverage onto the nice oak dinning table. Next thing yeah know theirs a nice fat ring stain on your one of a kind priceless table.

The chance of getting that ring stain out of your beautiful oak table are about the same as the Toronto Raptors making it to the NBA finals. No offence but , common. Since I've been hearing about so many people being affected by this epidemic , I've decided to step up and do something about it. Do what no man has ever done before , do what should of been done years ago, or even yesterday, maybe then that oak table would still be priceless.

I will make the "Coaster Cup", the biggest newest trend around. Perfect for those summer house parties and family get togethers. Now theirs no worrying about the dreaded ring stain, instead your cup is pre-coastered and ready to protect the lives of innocent tables around the world. For a small price of just $19.99 this hot commadity can be yours. Order now and you'll recieve three extra Coaster Cups free of charge. And remember , when faced with putting a drink on a table , ask yourself one question. "Do I respect wood"?